Expletive Cards

If you're bored of generic, cheerful greeting cards, you've come to the right place! Prepare to offend your recipient with the perfect gift cards from Nix Dungeon


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Amazeballs Card

Amazeballs Card

Tell someone you really appreciate their "amazeball-ness" with this card suitable for many occasions..

$5.00

Bag of Dicks Card

Bag of Dicks Card

Say it with flair! EAT A BAG OF DICKS! Especially for douchebags everywhere!..

$5.00

Be a Unicorn Card

Be a Unicorn Card

...because no-one like a Twatopotomus, they're nothing but big cunts!..

$5.00

C-Section Card

C-Section Card

C-Section baby, leaving a pristine Vagina?! Celebrate it with this card! Oh and of course, welcome t..

$5.00

Congratulations Card

Congratulations Card

When someone deserves a little congratu-fucking-lations in their life..

$5.00

Cuntcake Card

Cuntcake Card

The perfect card for many occasions! Think Anniversary, Valentines Day, Birthday, or just because...

$5.00

Expletives Card

Expletives Card

The perfect card for that complete **** for their Birthday! Call them every name under the sun, they..

$5.00

Filthy Cunt Card

Filthy Cunt Card

They asked for that in their wishlist again?! It doesn't look like santa's gonna come through this y..

$5.00

Fuck Face Card

Fuck Face Card

The perfect card for many occasions! Think Congratulations, birthday, or even a thanks!..

$5.00

Fuck Off Card

Fuck Off Card

That asshole is ditching you? No-one likes a "stupid leaver". Mark their farewell with a card that r..

$5.00

Fuck Stick Card

Fuck Stick Card

Everyone knows a complete Fuck Stick right? They'll think this card has been made JUST for them!..

$5.00

Fucking Deer Card

Fucking Deer Card

Every year, it gets more and more rampant! Christmas is just two fucking deer!..

$5.00

Glazed Doughnut Card

Glazed Doughnut Card

Now this is a proposition if ever I've heard one! Mmmmm doughnuts!..

$5.00

Gotcha Card

Gotcha Card

Bahahaha get me now! The perfect "circle game" cheat. Beat your mates now!..

$5.00

Happy BJ Day Card

Happy BJ Day Card

The perfect card for many occasions! Think Anniversary, Valentines Day, Birthday, or just because...

$5.00

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