Expletive Cards

If you're bored of generic, cheerful greeting cards, you've come to the right place! Prepare to offend your recipient with the perfect gift cards from Nix Dungeon


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House - Wanker Card

House - Wanker Card

Dr House ALWAYS finds the answers! In this case, you're just a wanker, go home to your lovely home a..

$5.00

Jesus Loves You Card

Jesus Loves You Card

.... or does he? Well I fucken don't, because you're a cunt! Buddy Christ agrees!..

$5.00

Kiss-My-Ass Card

Kiss-My-Ass Card

Merry Kiss-My-Ass to you and yours! Say it with style with this festive card!..

$5.00

Knob Throb Card

Knob Throb Card

This eloquently worded card sends the perfect Valentines, Anniversary or Just Because message to you..

$5.00

Lady Garden Card

Lady Garden Card

It's a lovely day to go for a stroll and take in all the aroma's of the Lady Garden, who could possi..

$5.00

Love Fucking You Card

Love Fucking You Card

Oops, pity spell check doesn't correct my incorrectly used grammar! Pfft who am I kidding, I LOVE FU..

$5.00

Minge Twinge Card

Minge Twinge Card

A sweet romantic card can never be complete without a passionate, descriptive, rhyming message, stra..

$5.00

Moist Card

Moist Card

Whether the word "moist" is your thing or not, there's no denying some people just manage to lubrica..

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Monkey Card

Monkey Card

Not again?! That monkey is always misbehaving! Sometimes a good slapping is in order to bring that m..

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New Baby Card

New Baby Card

A new baby to welcome and a Vagina to mourn! This two-in-one congratulations/sympathy card is the pe..

$5.00

Oh Balls Card

Oh Balls Card

Let you know you're thinking of them during their time of ill-health. And what better way is there t..

$5.00

Parking Cards 10 Pack

Parking Cards 10 Pack

Having this handy 10 pack of two-sided parking cards on hand could prove invaluable when you come ac..

$5.00

Pretendinitis Card

Pretendinitis Card

There's always that one isn't there?! The one who has constant Pretendinitis! Let them know you..

$5.00

Pukana Card

Pukana Card

There's nothing more romantic than making a proposition in the M?ori Language! Who could possib..

$5.00

Santa's Shitlist Card

Santa's Shitlist Card

Someone has earnt their place on Santa's Shitlist this year, remind them of their place with this pi..

$5.00

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